
Dear Shana,
Your flaming-haired brilliance has so captivated me that I have no choice but to let you know about my own flamingly intense feelings for you. I know that you tsunderes can be challenging, but I think you would be better served with a real man, and I know in my heart that I can be that man for you! You deserve so much more than a mere wimp, so please stop fooling around with Yuji-whatshisname and at least consider what I have to offer you!

Shana, if you were mine, you would not have to worry about other women trying to steal me away! I can be very faithful, no matter how orgasmic they might find absorbing my “existence” to be. :)

Shana, I would do my best to make Melonpan my favorite food. And not only for lunch, but breakfast and dinner as well! If the molonpan come from you, then I will set aside even taiyaki, choco cornets and dangos to please you!

And if you should ever get tired of melonpan, I like burnt food as well! ^_^

I also enjoy watching a game of volleyball when the ball is on fire! I might even play a game of flaming volleyball with you, just try to ignore my asbestos gloves! @_@

Yes Shana, I am willing to do these things for you! And did I tell you that everything about you is sexy? Even the way you strut down the hallways in school! You look like you own the place, and if I had the money I’d buy you the whole building!

I love your flaming hair and your sword too! Remember how I said I could ignore other girls for you? That means you don’t have to whip out your sword every time a new girl shows up! Although it might be worth it, just to see those sparks circulate around you all pretty-like!

So, have my pleas reached you? Might you consider a date with me? I think with me you would smile a lot more and even become a reformed tsundere. At least think about it!
With Love,
DS
P.S. I noticed you already have your wedding dress prepared. I will look forward to our eventual wedding! >:3



Dude, you need help.
I suggest yaoi :P
So that wasn’t disturbing in the least.
HILARIOUSLY DISTURBING POST! *sends a letter too*