Daijoubu

I doubt that any of you reading this are super wealthy, but if any of you are, as otaku you might consider supporting my latest idea, the creation of an Otaku Museum of Japanese Popular Culture. It will be a place for the celebration of anime, manga, games, idols, gothlolis, moe, Akihabara, doujinshi, eroge, J-pop, cosplay and anything else you can think of! It should probably be located in Europe or America as a way of promoting cross-cultural understanding. Through its interactive exhibits, outreach programs, and amazing line-up of Japanese artists and creators, the Otaku Museum of Japanese Popular Culture will be far better than any con or current pretentious museum exhibition. And Narutards and yaoi people will be kept to their own area: the free Naruyaoi Romper Room, away from the rest of the paying visitors. After the jump, please check out the preliminary plans I have drawn up for the museum’s layout and amazing features.

The first floor is the visitor’s first exposure to the wow-factor of this incredible and unique museum. Visiting otaku will enter the well lit lobby (named in honor of TJ Han), purchase their tickets and pass through to an amazingly realistic recreation of a block of Akihabara! Amid various purveyors of otaku goods, the visitor can shop at our highlighted shops: Wildarmsheero’s Ero Emporium and the JP&M Doujinshi Center. Those seeking refreshment can visit the Maid Cafe or, if their inclination goes in another direction, they can also sample the fun at Impz (and Sat-chan’s) TRAP CAFE! Having enjoying their fill of these sights, the visitor can ascend the stairs to the equally sugoi second floor…

The first thing a visitor encounters on the second floor is the amazing main stage, where various J-Rop, J-Rock and Visual Kei bands can perform. Also beloved seiyuu, like the incomparable Hirano Aya! Another highlight on this floor are the authentically reproduced spaces beloved by all true otaku!! In a recreated Japanese classroom, visitors can put on an authentic school uniform and act out their favorite scenes from anime or ren ai games. Hang out with the guys in our perfectly reproduced Genshiken club room! And dare to knock on the door of our 100% real resident hikikomori. Maybe you will be able to sneak a peak at his horrendous lair!! And as if that wasn’t enough, try your hand at blasting Zakus at our Giant Robot Combat Simulator and get in line for a few hours to get into our recreation of Comiket at Tokyo big Sight! Yes, you can spend two whole days exploring what the Otaku Museum has to offer! And if you get to the roof, well its just like the roof of a Japanese High School where, for an extra fee, you can find a cute girl or bishonen waiting to confess their love to you!

So, any interested donors?