Once upon a time, there was a blog called Ex-Fansubber Hitorigoto and another one called Minaide Hazukashii. Later they merged and became Minaide! Hitorigoto (and the authors will be “merging” themselves in two weeks!). After waiting some months to see if any other such mergers occurred, I am forced to conclude that this was a isolated incident. But with the massive explosion of new anime blogs these days, I thought that it might be economical for more older blogs to merge to make things less confusing. In the case of MiGoto, an interesting combo of fangirl rage and intellectual stylings was born. Here are some of my suggestions of other new “merged” blogs that could be created:
Star-Crossed Random Subculture Seiha Memento: A unique combination which will episodically blog every second of every anime, week-in and week-out without fail and if any post is missing screencaps, or appears a day late, all the the members of this merger have pledged to commit joint seppuku. Then everyone will have to watch the anime to find out what happens in it! (*shudder*)
Cruel Bateszi Theses: This ultimate champion of editorial slow blogging, Owen and Bateszi react strongly to the previous merging. A powerful new force of intellectuality is born with carefully written & well-thought-out insights to shake the world (i.e. blogosphere); however, the cruel reality of posting tl;dr entries only once every few months condemns this combo to sink into obscurity.
Minaide! Animealmanac-Hitorigoto wa Hazukashii!! More than simply being embarrassing, this meeting of diametric opposites would, like the meeting of mater and anti-mater, rend the universe asunder with the heat of ten billion suns!!
Here’s some other possibilities:
Mistakes of Sankaku Complex’s Youth
A Baka-Raptor By Any Other Name
Open Your Scrumptious Otaku Secret!
Any other ideas?
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Omonomono-nouto: NO. Just… NO.
I actually want to see an Anime Almanac wa Hazukashii!!, someone fund it.
I, for one, would love to have IKnight be part of my harem stable of writers.
This post made me laugh. I wonder what it will be like if Hey, Say, Anime really do merge with Heisei Democracy. XD ^^;;
Dude, it’s too soon to make fun with the word “mergers.”
ARE YOU SAYING THEY HAVE SEX? EW.
rofl those are awesome combinations! I’d love to see Mistakes of Sankaku Complex’s Youth and how the two of them would have group fap fests over each others material
“I’d love to see Mistakes of Sankaku Complex’s Youth and how the two of them would have group fap fests over each others material”
That’s what I was thinking… it would be the ultimate NSFW blog!
Poor SDB is left all alone in the game of magical merging chairs. Maybe because he’s THAT awesome.
On second thought, Karma-nouto wouldn’t be too bad. More lewd jokes from old and shameless bloggers… every day without fail.
crusader x kaioshin
omisyth x digiboy
dannychoo x kairuishimairu
simply okazu
I’m pretty sure Superfani is already a relatively developed combo of pontifus (orig. superfani), scathbad’s training, “lelangiric”, WRL, and kaiser’s addition.
I second the hinano von schilling combo. epic win.
Nothing for Four Flavors of Taiyaki? It has potential:
Four Flavors of Bento Box
Four Flavors of Soda
Four Flavors of Waffle
Four Flavors of Sea Slugs
etc…
I can’t get Aquarion out of my head. GEE THANKS DS.
You spelled “star” wrong!
…WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!?… well, that was my first impression when I read that, but upon clicking, it led to “Anime Diet”… Isn’t the “Drastic My” part of TheBigN’s camp? Maybe I’m missing something? Either way, the name is pretty catchy :3
Hilariously awesome name combos. Though Jesus159159159 has it right, where “Drastic My” links to Anime Diet. :3
@totali & TheBigN: I have fixed the errors :)
I’d rather not be anywhere close to Sankaku, thanks. Fox News of anime blogging they are.
Oh god no…. NO… JUST NO…
I-i-i-i-i-i-it doesn’t work out like tsundere love-hate couplings on your typical love story anime. I-i-i-i-it just doesn’t!
Baka-Seiha notdotq
FOR SARCASM THAT WILL END THE WORLD.
Cruel Bateszi Theses, that would be a BLAST, literally. Authors at war against each other?! That’d be like madness everyday! or every day they decide to post, and post someone in response to the other XD
But yeah, hilarious name c-c-combos indeed!
Memories Of the End of the world (or Memories of Epic [win]) might also work. You could also go for Mou Yamete Hontou ni Taihen Desu lol.
Wow I just realized “MiGoto” is a pretty awesome name. It means BRILLIANT in Japanese!
I prefer the term Hostile Takeover or Buyout myself, still… which is preferable an conglomerate or a monopoly?